Just as he is about to turn 64, Paul McCartney announced that he and his bride Heather Mills McCartney are separating. How sad for them and their sensibly named child, Beatrice Millie aged 2. Of course once his first wife Linda passed away, Paul should have waited for me. However he was selfish and took up with Ms. Mills - oh well third times a charm and since the latest Mrs. McCartney is younger than I am there will be no quibbling about an age difference. I will even allow Stella McCartney to dress me. I have no problem wearing designer wear - my pocket book does but I don't.
If it doesn't work out with Mr. McCartney, I have heard that Mr. Hugh Grant will soon be on the market. Hugh baby, I am waiting. It must be the accent that I am attracted to.
Still dealing with British matters, Geri Halliwell aka Ginger Spice of the Spice Girls has given birth to a baby girl. As a sequel to my earlier blog on baby names just when you thought it could not get worse, Ms. Halliwell has named her child Bluebell (that's right, Bluebell) Madonna. The kid doesn't have a hope in hell of not being teased and it will only get worse when the other kids find out her mother was part of the Spice Girls.
Hopefully Bradgelina and Gwen Stefani and her husband Gavin Bush (could they change the surname?) will not name their child something stupid but I am not holding my breath.
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